I told my friend I had four followers on tumblr and she laughed hysterically for 10 minutes straight i’ve never felt so low

At the buffet with Lily and Briana. Only on Animal Planet

austin cant handle my famous d get off the stage yo

blufemmedic:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

So that’s why I keep trying to sneak into people’s houses.

(via ecouri)